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French President Brings Back Guillotine...
France Announces it will Use Guillotine on Terrorists
(ISIS Leader:Totally Unfair)
The Mideast Beast
Following last weeks terrorist attack in Paris, which claimed 129 lives, French President Francois Hollande announced his intention of finding his inner-Robespierre and employing the guillotine to execute ISIS-linked terrorists.
quote: While we have not beheaded anyone in a really, really long time, the chance to see these jihadi ****heads getting their heads lopped off is just too good to pass up, Hollande said in press conference.
In response, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has filed a grievance with the UN Human Rights Council, calling France's treatment of ISIS terrorists totally unfair.
You can't just go around beheading people, Baghdadi declared. Aren't there international laws against this? I demand that all our captured fighters be treated humanely.
Following France's announcement, U.S. President Barack Obama formally apologized for ordering an airstrike against ISIS executioner Jihadi John, noting that it would have been much more satisfying to see JJ's head roll around the public square.
Satire, but it made me feel good for a full minute.
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11/22/2015, 7:45 am
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Re: French President Brings Back Guillotine...
I think this may not help as a deterrent, how ever I applaud the idea!
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12/2/2015, 10:35 pm
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Re: French President Brings Back Guillotine...
It would forever deter "workplace violence".
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12/3/2015, 6:48 pm
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